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Search Engine Mayhem
Search engines are supposed to help you find what you're looking for, but if you're not careful, they'll send you to places you never expected. Since the rants on FUGLY run the gamut, a lot of people end up here by mistake - and some of them get offended in acutely amusing ways ...
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majnoo9211@aol.com writes:
I'm writing a paper on "Good Country People" ... pls. forward me that essay
Flannery O'Connor might be entertained by our "essay," but I'm not sure if it would add much substance to your research. All the same, your English teacher might be amused.
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Graham writes:
I was tricked into going to your site by an gay porn link that was needless to say false.
Search engines are fun, aren't they? Though I don't recall whether "gay porn" appears in any of our pages (well, until now), a lot of people searching for a dinner recipe end up with this and racists are decidely unamused when they find themselves here.
If only you took the time to scope the URL before clicking the link, you'd have realized a site named FUGLY probably wasn't what you're after, unless you're really into ugly men - or perhaps, into really ugly men.
I suppose it doesn't matter when they're behind you.
Your gallery however, was filled with incoherent and cryptic passages ...
Wow. "Incoherent" is a pretty big word for a person who can't follow a topic through three paragraphs' worth of text. They must be giving away a free thesaurus with subscriptions to Butt Boys.
... feeding off the misery that plagues our world.
Do you have a better use for it? Misery is a really negative kind of emotion, and we're doing our bit to help people get something positive out of it. We're thinking about applying for a grant the next time the Democrats are in control of Congress.
Who gives a f*ck what you think
About 75,000 people a month, by curren statistics. Funny thing is, you came in by accident searching for pictures of fat men poking each other in the bum, and stuck around long enough to read a few pages and even send us e-mail.
And it's nice to know you care.
For that matter who gives a flying f*ck about what I have to say? No one, and that's my point.
You seem to feel very lonely and abused. Are you sure the gay lifestyle is the right thing for you? With a mouth that big and a mind that small, there are wide array of religions that would welcome you into their flock, which will give you the satisfying illusion of being a valid human being.
You'd have to lay off playing rhubarb in the corn chute though - and with a name like "Graham," that's probably asking too much.
I am sure we both know how many lonely nights you've spent wacking off with a naked member of the opposite sex.
I never though about it, but gay people must find straight sex as repulsive as straight people find gay sex. How interesting.
Your conception does have a couple of inaccuracies, though: When normal people have sex, it's pretty much the opposite of "lonely." It's probably hard for you to understand after so many nights of being dorked by some guy you just met in a bathhouse, who wipes himself on the curtains and leaves without closing the door.
Also, folks generally don't call it "whacking off" when you use someone else's hand.
I hope you have a good time laughing at this letter with your fellow peers
We certainly did. See, you can give pleasure to other people without all that vaseline.
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