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I laugh my ass at you
omo writes:
I laugh my ass at funny america who thinking gun saving lives.
Sometimes, I really wonder what textbooks they use to teach kids overseas to speak English. From the first-grade primer Spotting the Weasel Dog Having Adventure to the high-school text You laugh your ass. I laugh my ass. We laughing our asses together, there must be an entire series of books written by people who can't speak English to teach other people who can't speak English how to keep not speaking English.
To compare death-by-bullet rate of american and non-american city similar size and notice americans leaking gunshot wounds a lot. With possible exception middle east. This leading me to guns NOT save lives ...
Well, at least they give them a firm grounding in the obvious: in countries where even the poorest of citizens have the means to purchase a handgun, a higher percentage of people get shot than in countries where the poorest of citizens haven't the means to buy toothpaste, in which a higher percentage die of starvation or pre-industrial diseases we don't even bother to immunize against anymore.
I think a wall be built around the EUA everyone issued gun much bullet.
You and Pat Buchannan would probably get along just fine. Could we compromise and just ship everyone who agrees with you and Pat over to your lovely little polity?
America would be all the better and you .. well ... probably couldn't get much worse.
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Evidently, we missed the point of his first letter, as he indicates - sort of - in this follow-up:
You making day! My argueing so good you make fun my grammer not it!
If you're hoping to spark a series of corespondence about gun control, you might try writing folks at the Republican party's site. They're a lot more interested in the topic and, being accustomed to using small words, could probably make better sense of your letters.
You making fun people who does no having good english who are not america. My liking high education like american school in canada.
We'd have never guessed that "Omo" was a Canadian name. Did it come from a French word, like "omeaux," or does it have a more English origin, like "That bloke's a sodding 'omo"?
Sorry you states country stinking. Noodle you help, you country american. I hose you helping.
Uhm ... sure. Can't argue with that.
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