What is it about a tuxedo that makes even a common man look noble? Of course, "noble" isn't always a good thing: In most cases, it's meant to connote wealth and power ...

... but in this case, it means he looks like he
might be related to the British royal family.

Even so, you've got to give him credit for trying - some fellows don't go that far - and while not everyone looks like Gary Cooper when they're dressed to the nines, there are some people who could manage to make anything look bad.

Don't give me that "not their fault" crap ...
... rhinoplasty and liposuction can be financed.

Honestly. The last time I saw someone that pale and bloated in a tuxedo, he was lying in a box.